80+ Corny Love Jokes That Will Make You Both Laugh

Medically reviewed by Paige Henry, LMSW, J.D.
Updated April 21, 2024by BetterHelp Editorial Team

Funny jokes can bring people together and may create stronger bonds with people we love and those around us. Jokes can make dark moments light, awkward moments more comfortable, and love all around better for many.

This selection of one-line puns and jokes are so “bad” and corny that they just might be good. Whether you are meeting a romantic prospect for the first time, going out on a second or third date, or have been together for years, corny love jokes can always be good for a chuckle. 

While these jokes may not necessarily be successful as pick-up lines, they can make for witty banter and silly conversation. You can try them on someone for an eye roll and a laugh, or jot it down in a card, note or letter to add some humor. 

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Looking for the best love jokes?

Below is a list of 80 corny love jokes, puns, and funny-flirty knock-knock jokes. These one-liners can be easy to remember and seamless to drop in conversations and cards. Happy reading and happy joking!

  1. Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.
  2. Knock, knock. Who's there? Eyesore. Eyesore who? Eyesore does love you a lot.
  3. I must be a snowflake because I've fallen for you.
  4. Did you hear about the porcupine who was near-sighted? He fell in love with a pincushion.
  5. My boyfriend and I met on the internet. My mother asked him what line he used on me, and my boyfriend replied, "I just used a modem".
  6. A couple is on a date at a fancy restaurant. The woman tells the man to say something to her that will get her heart racing. He says, "I forgot my wallet".
  7. Why do painters always fall for their models? Because they love them with all of their art.
  8. Let's commit the perfect crime together. I'll steal your heart, and you can steal mine.
  9. Knock, knock. Who's there? Frank. Frank who? Frank you for loving me.
  10.  Are you a cat? Because I'm a feline a connection between us.
  11.  Even if there wasn't gravity on earth, I'd still fall for you.
  12.  We're not socks. But I think we'd make a great pair.
  13.  I'm no photographer, but I can picture us together.
  14.  If I were a transplant surgeon, I'd give you my heart.
  15.  Did it hurt? When you fall out of heaven?
  16.  If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
  17.  Are you from Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.
  18.  Do you like vegetables? Because I love you from my head tomatoes.
  19.  Knock, knock. Who's there? Juno. Juno who? Juno that you're the love of my life?
  20.  Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling.
  21.  I know this is going to sound cheesy, but I think you're the grate-est.
  22.  My feet are getting cold… because you've knocked my socks off.
  23.  Love is not having to hold in your gas anymore.
  24.  Is your name WiFi? Because I'm really feeling a connection.
  25.  If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you.
  26.  Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
  27.  I want someone to look at me the way I look at chocolate cake.
  28.  Do you have a bandage? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
  29.  You're like a dictionary… you add meaning to my life.
  30.  Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past again?
  31.  When penguins find mates, they stay with them for the rest of their life. Will you be my penguin?
  32.  You're so sweet, you're giving me a toothache.
  33.  Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend/girlfriend material.
  34.  They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.
  35.  Is there an airport nearby, or is it my heart taking off?
  36.  You must be a broom because you just swept me off my feet.
  37.  Do you play soccer? Because you're a keeper!
  38.  Are you a florist? Because ever since I met you, my life has been rosy.
  39.  Is your nickname Chapstick? Because you're da balm!
  40.  Knock, knock. Who's there? Honeydew. Honeydew who? Honeydew you know how much I love you?
  41.  You look so familiar… didn't we take a class together? I could've sworn we had chemistry.
  42.  If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand.
  43.  Four plus four equals eight, but you plus me equals fate.
  44.  Charizards are red, Squirtles are blue, if you were a Pokemon, I would choose you!
  45.  Do you know what I did last night? I looked up at the stars and matched each one with a reason why I love you.
  46.  Is your name Dunkin? Because I donut want to spend another day without you.
  47.  Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda only one for me!
  48.  Knock, knock. Who's there? Pauline. Pauline who? I think I'm Pauline in love with you.
  49.  Call me Shrek because I'm head ogre heels for you!
  50.  You're so sweet, you put Hershey's out of business.
  51.  If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard.
  52.  If stars would fall every time I would think of you, the sky would soon be empty.
  53.  Do you like Mexican food? Because I want to wrap you in my arms and make you my BAE-RITTO.
  54.  Even though there aren't any stars out tonight, you're still shining like one.
  55.  Knock, knock. Who's there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you, and I don't care who knows it.
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Looking for extra romantic jokes?

If you’re still left wanting after reading those corny short jokes, then you might enjoy reading a few more extra credit corny jokes that can help you go the extra mile. Consider these little icebreakers the next time you’re talking to someone that you’re interested in. If you’re lucky, then you might be able to get them to crack a smile. 

  1. If you were a potato, you'd be a sweet one.
  2.  What happened to the two vampires who went on their first date? It was love at first bite!
  3.  Are you a cat? Because you are purrrfect.
  4.  We must both be subatomic particles because I feel this strong force between the two of us.
  5.  What did one boat say to the other boat? Are you interested in a little row-mance?
  6.  What did the patient with the broken leg say to their doctor? Hey doc, I have a crutch on you.
  7.  You are like my dentures. I can't smile without you.
  8.  Never laugh at your significant other's choices because you happen to be one of them.
  9.  There were two antennas who met on a roof, and they fell in love and decided to get married. The ceremony was nothing fancy, but you could tell that they had a very strong connection.
  10. Knock, knock. Who's there? Candice. Candice who? Candice be love that I am feeling right now?
  11.  Love is getting mad at someone, telling that person to go to hell, and hoping that they get there safely.
  12.  You can fall from the sky, and you can fall from a tree, but the best way for you to fall is to fall in love with me.
  13.  Knock, knock. Who's there? Owl. Owl who? Owl always love you!
  14.  On a scale of 1 to 10, you are the only 1 for me.
  15.  What did one volcano say to the other volcano? “I lava you”.
  16.  Knock, knock. Who's there? Amish. Amish who? Aw, Amish you too!
  17.  Do you want to know why I plan on no longer using Google anymore? Because after all this time that I have spent searching, I have found the love of my life and it is you.
  18.  Love is when I walk to the other side of the classroom to sharpen my pencil just so I can see her. And then I realize that I am holding a pen.
  19.  I want to spend the rest of my life trying to get out of debt with you.
  20.  A husband and wife are drinking wine at home. The wife says, "I love you." The husband asks if that is her or the wine talking. She replies, "It's me talking to the wine".
  21.  Why should you never marry a tennis player? Because love means nothing to them!
  22.  How did the telephone propose to its girlfriend? He gave her a ring.
  23.  What did the astronaut's fiancé say when he proposed to her in outer space? She said, "I can't breathe!"
  24.  Knock, knock. Who's there? Will. Will who? Will you marry me?
  25.  Forget about the butterflies. When I am with you, I feel the whole zoo.

How therapy can help when funny love jokes aren't enough

Hopefully, these puns and jokes made you laugh or put a smile on your face. All joking aside, if you are looking for help in your romantic relationships or feel like you just don't enjoy things that used to bring you joy, you may consider talking with a professional to get the support that you need. In therapy, you can talk about your love life or anything else that’s on your mind. 

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Is your love life no laughing matter?

How can online therapy help those experiencing shyness?

People who may enjoy looking for icebreakers like jokes for romantic situations could also be experiencing other mental health conditions — like social anxiety or depression. For these individuals, seeking in-person therapy can be an intimidating prospect. Online therapy could provide a more comfortable setting for them to open up and receive feedback, available through any smart device in the comfort of their own home. 

Is online therapy effective?

Research has been suggested to support the use of online therapy. The National Council on Aging has surveyed 1000+ online therapy users to determine if online therapy holds efficacy across common needs (such as interpersonal relationship support, anxiety disorders, depression, and other mental health conditions). After a rigorous analysis, the Council came forward with general findings, suggested by the most recent rounds of scientific research in 2021 and 2022. 

They were quoted confirming that there were no significant differences observed between online therapy and in-person therapeutic methods in their analysis, stating that the information supported the hypothesis that teletherapy was effective across age groups. 

Takeaway

A licensed mental health professional like those at BetterHelp can help you sort through your experiences and emotional needs. These can include love and relationships. You may consider reaching out and trying online therapy today! 

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